Slutty Cheff Is Transforming London Into A Treasure Hunt For Perverted Food Porn Lovers

Slutty Cheff knows how to tease in the tastiest of ways.

The anonymous writer, cook and columnist is tantalising followers with a glimpse of her new zine, Hot Fat, which drops as a special Valentine’s treat. It’s free, and packed full of explicit food and sex stories, accompanied by vintage porn pictures, designed by Ella Vickerman.

“Valentine's Day is tacky and it means nothing. I'm launching this porn mag on Valentines Day to distract people from the horrors of the corporate marketing bollocks and all the phoney displays of affection,” she told Trippin.

“On the 14th Feb we should focus on the real, truthful aspects of affection: having sex and sharing food. Carnal desire. Knowing another human. Falling in love. Being sad and lonely. Then falling in love again. And most vitally: Laughing.”

The catch? Perverted treasure hunters are challenged to race across London to get their grubby hands on copy this Thursday. She’ll be dropping issues in pubs, bookshops and restaurants across town. The exact locations are, as yet, unknown.

“The only price you have to pay is facing the fact you are a pervert, just like me,” she wrote on her Instagram.

This is a treat for Londoners alone—no other copies are dropping elsewhere for now. Slutty Cheff has a cult following across the world, known for confronting the media tropes of Chef Daddies and posting selfies with her face censored by a hamburger emoji.

Her first book, ‘Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef’ is coming out this July.

If you're out of London and looking for some fun things to do this Valentine's Day, explore our guides in Lyon, Barcelona and Los Angeles.